Written by Luke Barnes
Yet another unwanted live-action remake of a classic Disney movie.
As soon as this was announced I knew it was going to be bad, but boy howdy did I not realise just how bad it was going to be. Disney has been churning out these soulless remake for a while now and for some reason people are still watching them, maybe it is part of a masochistic new TikTok trend.
I think the worst thing about this film is that its CGI looks straight up horrible, it looks like something from several decades ago and is frequently distracting. I understand that Disney and their various studios are having a hard time with VFX talent, but come on these effects are nowhere near finished and it shows. This is probably why they dumped this on streaming because they know it wouldn’t fly in cinemas.
Moreover, this film reflects the continued downswing of Tom Hank’s career with his performance here being almost as bad as his one in Elvis earlier this year. It is not just Hanks as no one seems to be turning up for this film and it really shows, the cast just don’t care.
I won’t bother saying how this film never does anything to justify its existence as I find that to be self-explanatory.
Overall, if it is a Disney live action remake it is best avoided.
It makes you appreciate the original film
It has some of the worst effects of the year
The performances are awful
It feels rushed and unready for release
The pacing is noticeably bad in many parts of the film
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