Written by Luke Barnes
Who would have guessed that the vaguely racist lead of the Despicable Me films is the glue that is holding it all together. Yikes.
The Minions were the obvious breakout stars of the Despicable Me franchise however, what works in small doses peppered in around a wider story does not translate into being able to anchor their own film.
I found this film to be far more simplistic and childish than the previous films, which primarily aimed at kids, had enough depth and adult jokes to make both ages groups feel like they were getting something out of the film. This time here it is painfully dumb in humour and in writing, probably because the creatives thought ‘kids won’t know it’s bad’.
Moreover, the central story is so convoluted and all over the place that by the time you get to Sandra Bullock’s evil villain trying to take over from the Queen Of England, for reasons you are so lost and confused that you can’t properly regain an understanding of, and worse you don’t want to.
If I had to describe this film in a word it would be loud. It is loud and bright and there are a lot of things all happening at once to pander to the ever diminishing attention spans of children.
Overall, a definite low point for the franchise clearly brought out to try and get more milk out of the cow, but this milk is bad.
It is watchable
The Minions are likeable
It is dumb
It isn’t funny
It is hard to tell what is going on
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